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12/23/09
To People Magazine


Dear Sir or Madam:

I am writing because I wish to be considered for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive designation. I believe I would be an excellent choice for the designation.

I possess the experience you are seeking. My qualifications include the following:

· I have hair that has been appraised at a value exceeding $1 million for over 20 years.

· I am confident in declaring that I am an advanced user in both Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Access.

· I do all kinds of sexy things.

I am attaching some pictures that further demonstrate my sexiness. I would welcome the opportunity to discuss this designation further with you. Please contact me at your earliest convenience. I look forward to hearing from you.

Sexcerely,

MY NAME

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