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The Man With Million Dollar Hair

I am in the unique position of having hair that has been appraised at a value exceeding One Million Dollars for well over twenty years. Because of my consistent impressive hair valuations, I felt that I would share my innermost thoughts and dreams for those who aspire to be more like me.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The Only Reason My Wife And I Would Divorce...

...is because she continually takes the phones off their base and hides them throughout the house.

But my kids shouldn't worry. Chances are that when she calls me to tell me that she's leaving me because she's had enough of my nagging on the subject, I WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND THE PHONE.
Posted by Joshua at 8:32 PM

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