Sherwood's Laws Of Computing

• If you have a keyboard problem, it will always affect a character included in your name.
• Network login speed is inverse to your logon urgency.
• Stray mouse clicks while on the internet will always direct you to spam or pornography.
• You will send your paycheck to the wrong printer at least once a year.
• 1 of every 5 people that you blind copy on an e-mail will reply to you by hitting Reply All.
• At the end of 365 days of computing, you will have enough food in your keyboard to re-construct a lunch consisting of a pastrami sandwich and chips.
• In your lifetime, you will twice write e-mails complaining about a person and then accidentally send them to said person.
• Printer ink is naturally attracted to business clothing, especially on days when you have an important meeting.
• 1/3 of all obscene typos will actually be funny.