New Goals

It has become apparent to me that the whole process surrounding People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive moniker is just a popularity contest. In fact, as crazy as it is, I suspect that my Microsoft Excel skills will have little to no impact on their choice.

Therefore, after learning that Barack Obama won $1.4 million dollars in cash as part of winning the Nobel Peace prize, I've decided that I should now set a goal of winning the Nobel Peace prize instead. I don't exactly know the criteria, but I am sure my hair valuation or my Excel skills will have more of an impact on this contest than the Sexiest Man Alive contest. And besides, if I'm named Sexiest Man Alive, all I get is a magazine cover. If I win the Nobel Peace price, I get some serious cash and I get a wine testing medal that would make Flavor Flav jealous.