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The Man With Million Dollar Hair

I am in the unique position of having hair that has been appraised at a value exceeding One Million Dollars for well over twenty years. Because of my consistent impressive hair valuations, I felt that I would share my innermost thoughts and dreams for those who aspire to be more like me.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

And Now I'm "Standard"

A conversation around the house as I try to determine a vanity plate for my car...

Me: I could be Stud Muffin, but I'd have to spell it S-T-D.
The Boy: What does STD mean?
The Wife: (quickly) Standard!
The Boy: Dad, You're Standard.
Posted by Joshua at 10:00 PM

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