To People Magazine
Dear Sir or Madam:
I am writing because I wish to be considered for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive designation. I believe I would be an excellent choice for the designation.
I possess the experience you are seeking. My qualifications include the following:
· I have hair that has been appraised at a value exceeding $1 million for over 20 years.
· I am confident in declaring that I am an advanced user in both Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Access.
· I do all kinds of sexy things.
I am attaching some pictures that further demonstrate my sexiness. I would welcome the opportunity to discuss this designation further with you. Please contact me at your earliest convenience. I look forward to hearing from you.